Dear God

Received your letter last Saturday.
What a pity
They are no longer serving
Onion soup at dinner.
Although I must say it's good to hear
You can now pee without a catheter.

How's your roommate Stan?
Does his god-daughter still bring him
Geraniums that make you sneeze?
Are you still in the wheelchair
Or can you now unbend your knees?

And pray tell me
How is the missus?
Still carrying on with
That tailor from Texas?

Ah, never you mind.
I'll be sure to visit sometime.